NPE Monster Isolation Hoodie
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🇪🇸 ESPAÑOL: Levantarse la capucha de esta sudadera es el equivalente físico a escribir un bloque try-catch y dejar el catch vacío: bloquea todo el ruido, te aísla del aire acondicionado de la oficina y te hace invisible a las peticiones de los Project Managers. Diseñada para los amantes del Dark Mode, esta sudadera ultra-cómoda presenta el temido log de error del Monstruo NPE de Binarium. Ideal para esas sesiones de debugging a las 3 de la mañana donde el café ya no hace efecto, pero el código tiene que salir a producción sí o sí.
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🇬🇧 ENGLISH: Pulling the hood up on this hoodie is the physical equivalent of writing a try-catch block and leaving the catch empty: it blocks out all the noise, insulates you from the freezing office AC, and makes you invisible to Project Managers. Designed for Dark Mode purists, this ultra-comfortable hoodie features the dreaded NPE Monster error log from Binarium. Ideal for those 3 AM debugging sessions where coffee no longer works, but the code must be pushed to production anyway.
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🛠️ [SYSTEM_SPECS]: Especificaciones Técnicas / Tech Specs
🇪🇸 ESPAÑOL:
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Arquitectura Híbrida: 50% algodón pre-encogido, 50% poliéster (Compilación perfecta entre calor y transpirabilidad).
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Gestión de Carga: Capucha de doble forro con cordón a juego para máximo aislamiento acústico visual.
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Almacenamiento Local: Bolsillo frontal tipo canguro (Cache de acceso rápido para las manos o el móvil).
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Sin Bugs Térmicos: Tejido hilado por chorro de aire que reduce la formación de bolitas (anti-pilling) tras múltiples ciclos de lavado.
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Costuras Inmutables: Puños y cintura deportivos con spandex para evitar estiramientos no deseados (Estado inmutable).
🇬🇧 ENGLISH:
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Hybrid Architecture: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Perfect compilation of warmth and breathability).
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Load Management: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for maximum visual noise isolation.
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Local Storage: Front pouch pocket (Quick-access Cache for your hands or phone).
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No Thermal Bugs: Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling after multiple wash cycles.
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Immutable Seams: Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex to prevent unwanted stretching (Immutable state).
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric (9.4 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
- Dropped shoulders
- Kangaroo pocket in front
- Sleeve cuff ribbing
- Tear-away tag
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Binarium Override Shop
- Email: contact@support.shop.molaya.dev
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa. Meets the formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
NPE Monster Isolation Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27.75
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22 1/2
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22 1/2
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M
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28.75
|
23 1/2
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22 1/2
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L
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29.75
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24.75
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24.25
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XL
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30.75
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26
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24.25
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2XL
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31.75
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27.25
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25 1/2
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3XL
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32.75
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28.25
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27
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